Latest Version 5.17.02026-04-29T21:17:15.000Z
WHAT THE GOAT
Introducing the greatest chaos friendship of all time: Car and GOAT (yes, from Goat Simulator) are ready to disrespect their surroundings in this new update! Here’s what to expect:
- ! NEW Episode !
- Incredibly realistic simulation of Goatville. It even smells like goat.
- 11 levels
- Explosions!!!
- New achievements
- Licking physics (slurp)
- Waterslide
- Dancing cheese?
- A fully functioning trampoline
- 10 Golden Goat Trophies to collect
- Secrets!
- Unlockable Goat Skin for Car (don’t worry, Pilgor gets to keep hers)
- Stonehenge.
Remember to explore every nook and cranny of this area cause it’s really packed with easter eggs (not literally). We hope you have a GOAT time!!!
CONTENT
We’re letting Goat shine, and pausing Dreams for a little bit. But here’s what’s coming to the Specials Elevator:
- Pinball Madness (May 14th)
- Dreams of Smelly (May 28th)
See an issue? Send us a haiku about goats.
Write us to car_support@triband.net
BAAAAA! BAA!